the filthiest place known to man
October 27, 2007
So this is the scene, you have a monster night on friday.
Wake up saturday afternoon with a brain tumor, telling yourself you're never going to touch booze again.
Get invited by your even rougher mates to another 'small' shindig, have a few numbers, and after a few ready to rock and roll once again, back on the horse, pull an all nighter,and bang! its sunday morning 9am, and at this moment if you are thinking ah, i need a place to get loose?
Then my friend, i have the answer.
Do yourself a big favour and go to the Church. Hop on the northern line and head north. The queue starts getting big at around 11am. Dont be afraid of the freaks in the queue, you will be looking just as bad, if you followed the steps above.
Anyway, the service starts at midday, so dont be late. Some may say this is sacrilege, yea i suppose. But it is something you have to do before you die.
They serve beers in plastic packets, the floor is covered in saw dust, there are people going mental. They play all the antipodean type 'land down under' type tracks. They have strippers on the stage, the trashiest place i have ever seen. But that kind of stuff makes for a good experience.
And then whilst not realising that you are still in the middle of the day, 4pm arrives and the place shuts down. So drunk..again, you are thinking to yourself, this is stupid, you then head on over to the She Bu(Shepherds Bush) Walkabout. To find more filthy brainless legends joining you in your quest for...something.
Hedonistic? perhaps, well anyway, the Walkabout actually does close, but if you are an extra special 'hero' of the day, you will head on down to the redback, for a sunday night all nighter, and then be ready for work on monday? Who are these people?
Let me know if you try this and dont enjoy it.
Tags: the church, cheap booze, hedonistic, sacrilege, antipodean