The Poshest of the Posh 
June 03, 2008
As has been noted before, sometimes I enjoy a trip into the dainty world of afternoon tea. Claridge's is just about the best afternoon tea you can get: excellent selection of teas, the room is beautiful, the silver and china are stylish and fancy, there is live music (at least when I went), the sandwiches and pastries are excellent, and they will give you more of anything if you ask. In a moment of inspired un-daintiness, we got an entire second tray of sandwiches and greedily ate them all. They also have a proprietary jelly called Marco Polo that they serve with the scones, which was mysterious and delicious and it left me wanting more (and wondering what on earth the ingredients were).
While I do give the afternoon tea a 5 point rating, I must admit that I can never feel very comfortable in a place this fancy and polished. The second we walked in, I felt watched by the staff like they thought I might nick a pair of silver sugar tongs and bolt for the exit. You might call me paranoid, except for the fact that when I took a picture of us having tea, I got approached a millisecond later by a posh twit in a stiff suit who sternly informed me that I was 'not allowed to take pictures of guests whilst they are eating', after which I spent a good 20 minutes happily enjoying the mental image of me kneeing him in the groin. And, by the way, bathroom attendants should have gone out a century ago, but they still persist in places like Claridge's.
But, despite my minor discomfort at being somewhere so damned comfortable, Claridge's is pure old school class. If you want a proper afternoon tea, this is the place to do it.
Keywords: afternoon tea, classy hotel, scones