It's pronounced buy-gall!
March 05, 2010
Picture the situation. You've just come out of a house party in East London at 5.45am. You live in Stockwell and you've never been to East London before. You're hungry, everywhere is closed, and it's started to rain (Not heavily, but way past the comfort zone of anything more than a light drizzle). Your head is pounding, You're with your Irish buddy on his first visit to London and between you you have about eight pounds, which rules out a cab to anywhere that you can't already see. Oh, and you're lost. You know that Liverpool Street station and the only bus that will take you back is roughly in 'that' direction, so you just keep on walking as the sun starts it's ugly ascent into the heavens. Then suddenly, there comes a light more welcoming than any...
BEIGEL BAKE...
in Brick Lane. Open 24/7, so the sign says. And thank God it's right. At this point a bite to eat and a brief respite from the torrent of the heavens (Yeah thanks for that, God) was a godsend. Beigel Bake was our saviour. The beigels themselves (and they are called beigels, we were informed) were top notch, amazingly cheap (we still had enough for 6 cans of cider from a nearby 24-hour offy), and the lady serving them was surprisingly cheerful for someone up and about at such an ungodly hour. She gave us directions to Liverpool Street station and we bought some plain beigels with us for the journey to soak up the copious amounts of whiskey we had already consumed. We eventually got home just after 7am. Just in time for church.
There is an air of humility about this place. There is nothing pretentious here. If you want that, go to Mayfair, and do not pass 'Go' or collect 200 pounds on the way. If you want a place that is not only deserved of the title of "institution", but probably coined the term, somewhere that is open all hours, welcomes all, where you're always guaranteed a full stomach without necessitating an empty wallet, somewhere that has been around for years and hopefully for years to come because they are good at what they do, then seek this place out if you're ever in the area because it rocks harder than T-Rex.
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