April 14, 2008
Formally known as the "Gemini Special Kebab" or simply "The Number Nine", this kebab has been tantalizing the taste buds of Liverpudlians and tourists alike since the days of James II.
Be warned-- simply one bite of this divine kebab is enough to entice even the pickiest of pallets. Juicy donner meat, moist chicken, all in calzone form and topped with spicy chili sauce and cool mayo-- one may be intimdated.
But be brave, my friend. Have a few bevvies, confidently strut into the shop and order "The Number Nine". Tell them JR and the Hoov sent you. You'll thank us later.
Disclaimer: Buyer assumes all consequences of ingesting the Gemini Special Kebab including: nausea, diarrhea, cold sweats, shaking of the hands, or death. These side effects are extremely rare; most people experience only extreme euphoria.
Warning: The Gemini Special Kebab is highly addictive and should only be consumed by responsible adults. Recommended dose is half a kebab; only consume full kebab in extreme cases of drunken hunger.