Actually ok
September 15, 2008
Look I'm not saying that I actually WANT to hang out here all the time on a Saturday when I could be walking in a park or drinking coffee with a friend - its just that I don't think its as bad as everyone makes out.
I mean the place is huge, when your girlfriend says 'can we just pop in for 2 minutes' you've lost at the minimum 20 and thats only if you don't buy anything, queuing will add another minimum 10 minutes. On the other hand if you don't want to walk around then they have plenty of seats at the bottom of the escalators usually filled with chavvy boyfriends or nu-rave parents.
Personally I think its best to get involved, its a bit like work, if you keep yourself busy then the time flies, drag your heels and it'll feel like an eternity before you get back outside.
There are plenty of games that you can play in here like 'look at me wearing this stupid hat!' or 'how the fuck did this ever leave the design department' or 'do you think these earrings suit me?' - you and your girlfriend will probably tire of these after a while at which point the best thing to do is enjoy the scenery, by which I mean the hoardes of attractive early-twenties girls - this place is full of them! This either makes me a raving sexist misogynist perv or just your average 29 year old male who's hobbies include drinking with my mates and checking out hot girls!
I can't comment on the quality of the clothes everytime I go to try something on they kick me out of the changing rooms.