What a cursed shame 
September 28, 2009
I love the idea of Walluc. It's a pretty little restaurant, elegantly designed, with a cool vibe, tucked away at the outskirts of Shoreditch.
The menu looks delicious, the wine-list looks impressive, and when you're inside looking out, it feels as if you could be in any French/Italian restaurant in the whole world. Glorious stuff.
They don't take cards, so I wandered off to a cash point to get some food after we ordered. By the time I made it back, the food was already served! Impressive. Well, sort of impressive. I had 'white bean Cassulet', which looked, well, like a load of white beans, a sausage, and some chicken slopped on a plate. My companion had Gnocci, which looked like, well, gnocci. And nothing else. No garnishings, no flourishes of flavour, and no je-ne-sais-quoi.
The service was a bit haphazard (our dirty plates stayed on the table for ages, and when they were finally removed, the waitress couldn't be bothered asking us if we wanted any deserts, so in the end we just asked for the bill in an effort to get out of there), and our server seemed more interested in talking to her friends than, y'know, serving.
Don't get me wrong, the food was okay-ish, but I've grown to get used to more from restaurants. Sure, there are restaurants where I don't mind if they don't go the extra 20 yards in the presentation front, but our final bill came to 25 quid (including a 12.5% non-optional service charge, which left me cranky. I had no intention of leaving a tip) for two single courses, a bottle of sparkling water and a can of coke.
This restaurant could have been so much more: Simply making the dishes look more appetising would have helped a long way towards justifying the price tag. Lowering the price point would have justified the lack of presentation (and then you could have aimed at the 'hungry students going for hearty food' market), and a little bit better service would have gone a long way.
I hope Walluc was just having an off day, but I guess I'll never find out, because I don't think I'll be going back...