Tipped

new business.now...TeamConsole

November 26, 2009

it amazed myself to have stumbled upon my review of cybernet which i written last year.

WOW!, i must have been having a real sarcastic day, however the review was rightly deserved at the time.
I dont want to edit or delete my past review as quite frankly it is goddamn poetry!

Cybernet is now no more, and for the past two months "TeamConsole" ; the new business which took over, has gone from strenght to strength. little remains of the now defunkt cybernet apart from the computers and chairs and the decor is now bright, warmer and more inviting. However the B.O guy is still here, which no longer poses too much of a problem as the management do kick him out if he is a smelly welly.

I have got to know all of the staff, some of which have been employed here since it was cybernet. the difference is now they aspire to achieve higher levels of customer care, and I for one am now proud to be a customer. Good luck to this business and all the best for the future.

The transformation has been outstanding.

Keywords: internet cafe, gaming centre

a greasy & slow internet experience

November 29, 2008

what can i say about this place???
hmmm..........
i dont do the whole gaming thing as i do possess a social life, so that leaves me with the internet which i use frequently..

the expensive £3 per hour for the most "special" internet connection i gotta admit doesnt impress me especially when compared to laserzone which is the exact opposite in terms of equipment, service and cleanliness....

the stain ridden seats welcome you with their hepititis c warmth as you perch on the broken seats.....sit back and relax as you try and log onto the internet and watch the pages on screen emerge after every few minutes before crashing. its thirst work, just a shame the fridges are always empty, still.. there is the odd couple of lonely mars bars on the shelves to compensate for the loss of body heat through the freezing building...plus the added constant trips to the counter to complain about the crashing computers results in a unique game of musical chairs to find a computer that actually works without crashing....
and then thers that guy that wanders in with the B.O. its like an amazing day out...an adventure filled with mystery and mayhem...a spine tingling exciting experience and thats just the room temperature....just wipe your feet on the way out as they appreciate manners...